The Encyclopedia Hearsay was founded on four principles: misinformation, rumours, half-remembered conversations, and outright lies. Anyone can contribute, so long as articles are written with no research whatsoever. If you are citing The Land Before Time as a source, or abusing footnotes like David Foster Wallace, you are on the right track.
Australia is a former prison colony turned monster island. Quick note up front: I’ve never been to Australia and I don’t plan to until every animal that is capable of killing/maiming me is extinct. Australia is where England sent their cast-offs making it the original island of misfit toys. After a while, England realized that they likely should have left prisoners in England and gone to Australia themselves, purely from a weather standpoint. There have been super tense relations with aboriginal people for the last, oh, wild guess here, forever. That topic gets heavy pretty fast and doesn’t make for a very fun entry though, so I’m going to lean heavily on my knowledge of the Australia Simpsons episode, Crocodile Dundee, Baz Luhrmann, Dame Edna and Silverchair.
Starting with last item first, Silverchair is a band from the 90s fronted by Daniel Johns, who every girl in grade 6 was in complete love with and I couldn’t have looked less like. Plus Daniel Johns married Natalie Imbruglia, who, along with fellow Aussie Kylie Minogue, was very important to my early life sexual development. So Daniel Johns is dead to me, and “Tomorrow” isn’t even that good of a song. But if you have never heard it, or haven’t heard it in like 20 years, go listen to it.
Dame Edna basically exists as a pop culture reference. I’m not sure I’ve ever seen Dame Edna speak, act or do anything substantial. Dame Edna is a reference in lots of 90s sitcoms and that’s how Dame Edna will remain, forevermore.
Now, very few people have done more damage to Australia’s image than Baz Luhrmann. Sure, Baz Luhrmann has done some good for the world. I’m not sure anyone is more attractive than Leo in Romeo + Juliet or if anyone will be ever again, so that was great. I understand Moulin Rouge! Is an acceptable movie as well. But Australia is such hot, pure, white-hot garbage that all copies should be rounded up and fired into the sun. If you were ever forced to sit through that soulless, pathetic, bare minimum of what qualifies as a “movie”, I weep openly for you and ask whatever god will listen for atonement on your behalf.
Much like Dame Edna, Crocodile Dundee is simply a pop culture reference. I think fantasy football writer Matthew Berry wrote the third one, which is nuts that there was even a third one. The best Crocodile Dundee reference is in The Simpsons, which is also probably a top ten episode. The sheer number of memorable references in that episode is staggering. One day, once advanced metrics finally gets around to TV, a metric will be invented that describes all-time-moments/episode and that list will be nine Simpsons episodes from seasons 2 through 9 and the masturbation episode of Seinfeld.