Fur Trade | Don't Get Heavy [ALBUM REVIEW]

So this is totally a whisky dick album. You had a great time with it, got that ass back to your place, but something is amiss *ahem* “down there”. All is definitely not lost, so let’s focus on the positives: you had a great night, you might have met your future dreamboat, and heavy petting is still a thing (and don’t let those rainbow party kids tell you anything different). When you wake up tomorrow with that headache, and make that piece of easy-on-the-eyes lying next to you breakfast (because you’re not an asshole) you realize that you have another chance. This time you get to fully appreciate this person; they’re amazing and this could actually be a thing-a-ma-jobby!

 

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